Restocked

Dear [Insert name here] (Make sure to ACTUALLY put the name here before you send this! Yes, this message is for you, Dave.)

Congratulations! You've just been hired at Shop-Mart. In fact, you're the only person hired at Shop-Mart. Fortunately, instead of spending money on employees, we spent it on a cannon that shoots food. Just don't hit employees or that lawsuit money is coming out of your paycheck.

Good luck!

(Submission to RGDC Summer Game Jam, with the theme "Out of Stock")